Happy Birthday To Me?

Dear internet,

In just a few short days, I will turn 21 years old. Yes that’s right, the age for drinking, gambling, and overall productiveness in society! Currently, I have no plans for my birthday, but shouldn’t I be planning a completely illegal and out of control beer guzzling party?!? Isn’t that what everyone else does? *sigh* The problem with this proposal is my total refusal to drink alcohol.

So then what should I do? Pudding slide off the roof, or cry my sorrows away in a bucket of ice-cream?

Regards,
-Tim