How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

In the spirit of this undead holiday, I've written a column for the Statesman entitled "Students Guide To Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse." Here's a little taste:

"Weapons (duh) – The only way to kill a zombie is to decapitate the head or destroy the brain. Otherwise, they’ll just keep on coming. Which brings me to my next point: which weapons are most effective?

I don’t anticipate too many students carrying around machetes, so let’s look at two more common items. Let’s start with the textbooks: They’re heavy, over-priced, and an effective killing machine."

When I first pitched the idea of writing a zombie survival guide to the Statesman, I got a lot of confusing looks from people. But over time, my crazy idea was slowly accepted. So, a big thank you to my editor for having faith in me.

Now enjoy the column and have a Happy Halloween!
Zombie Survival Guide

Halloween and My Potential New Job

Nothing says Halloween, like basketball! Even though I do not frequent basketball games I enjoyed this game thoroughly and the fact that it was on Halloween, made it just that much better. Two words, zombie cheerleaders. Enough said. Then I spent the rest of the night watching scary movies with my brother.I applied for a job today and I think that I will get it. But I'm not going to tell you what it is. Your just going to have to speculate from this picture. I will give you a hint, research. GUESS AWAY!