The Movies of 2008, Reviewed In Two Sentences

Are you on the fence about watching a particular movie, but too lazy to read a full review? Well then you’re in luck! This is my comprehensive list of every single movie released in 2008 that I've seen, and reviewed in two sentences or less!

*Note* All of the below reviews, represent my honest opinion on the movie and not a fictitious opinion. AKA, I only reviewed movies that I’ve actually seen. Also, all movies must have had a 2008 theatrical release to be on this list.

• Indiana Jones 4 - Better than Temple of Doom, not better than 1 and 3. 7/10
• Speed Racer - Embarrassingly terrible. Stay far away! 2/10
• Zohan - Childish and stupid. Funny moments but overall bad. 5/10
• Iron Man - One of the best superhero movies ever made! Funny! 9/10
• Kung Fu Panda - One of DreamWorks best! Weak plot and funny moments. 8/10
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall - A few funny moments, but mostly disturbing… 5/10
• My Blueberry Nights - Slow paced and not for everyone. Portman disappoints. 4/10
• Superhero Movie - Nothing special, just another spoof movie. 3/10
• Run Fatboy Run - Not as good as Shaun and others. Charming British humor. 7/10
• 21 - Average Hollywood flick. Funny moments with a predictable storyline. 7/10
• Drillbit Taylor –Face palm. Stay far away! 2/10
• Horton Hears A Who - Charming and family friendly. Funny WTF moments. 8/10
• 10,000 B.C. - Average Hollywood flick. Shallow story, so so action, bad acting. 5/10
• Semi-Pro - Moderately funny. Terribly written, plenty of unintelligent humor. 4/10
• The Other Boleyn Girl - Great cast, boring movie. 5/10
• Charlie Bartlett - Very funny film! Well written, great acting, original! 9/10
• Step Up 2 The Streets - Great choreography, decent movie. Weak plot. 4/10
• Spiderwick Chronicles - Best Nickelodeon in years. Bad acting, family friendly. 7/10
• Jumper - Average Hollywood flick. Great cast, plot holes, and some humor. 7/10
• Fool's Gold - Pleases the adolescent teens! Weak story, average flick. 7/10
• Strange Wilderness - STAY AWAY. 0/10
• Over Her Dead Body - Cute, charming, but fails to be a decent chick flick. 5/10
• Rambo - Average Hollywood flick. If you’re a Rambo fan, you'll probably like it. 7/10
• Meet The Spartans - Typical spoof movie. Nothing new, stay away! 2/10
• Mad Money - Chick flick gone bad. Bad acting and story. 2/10
• Cloverfield - Good for only one watch. Might cause dizziness. 7/10
• 27 Dresses - Best chick flick of the year. Chick flick overload! 7/10

Hit the link below, for a comprehensive list of every "good" movie coming out in 2008.

Movies to look forward to in 2008...according to me (ordered by release date)

• The Happening
• Get Smart
• Wall-E
• Hancock
• Journey to the Center of the Earth
• The Dark Knight
• The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
• Pineapple Express
• The House Bunny
• Tropic Thunder
• Hamlet 2
• Burn After Reading
• City of Ember
• Madagascar 2
• Quantum of Solace
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Towel Head (release date?)