Showing posts with label Energy Drinks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Energy Drinks. Show all posts

Monday, February 4, 2008

Kotaku Stole My Post


You know that post I made on energy drinks? (The one that's on this same page.) Well it seems Kotaku.com ALSO found it necessary to write an article about energy drinks.

Except they did it with much more detail, and readers. So did they rip me off? Of course! A gaming site talking about energy drinks???? That's ridiculous! Someone at that site came to this blog, saw my post, and completely stole my idea. I hope you feel good about yourself Kotaku! You've just lost yourself another reader!

*Sarcasm*

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Snickers Charged And My Top Five Energy Drinks


Snickers with caffeine? WOW! I never thought I'd see the day. Have we as consumers really reached that point when everything we eat must have caffeine? Apparently so, because with the new release of Snickers Charged, nothing is sacred anymore.

This marks the beginning of the end folks! Pretty soon you'll be walking down the candy aisle with the words "now with caffeine!" thrown in your face and its going to happen because, the profitability in caffeinated products has shot up considerably in recent years. So who's buying all of these caffeinated products?

Admittedly, me. I drink caffeine, and depending on the occasion, a lot of it. In fact, I've tried my fair share of energy drinks. I'm no stranger to the energy drink aisle at every grocery store in town. YES, I'M A BAD PERSON.

What? You thought this article was going to bash energy drinks? HAH! Quite the opposite in fact! I'm shamelessly going to tell you my top 5 favorite energy drinks.

Tim's top 5 energy drinks
1.Vitamin Water, energy flavor. (that's the yellow bottle)
2. Bawls. (that's the blue glass bottle)
3. Vitamin Energy (that's the vitamin water in a can)
4. Amp (that's the green can made by Mountain Dew)
5. Redline (this stuff it hard to find. It comes in small plastic bottles)

So drink up my friends! Thanks to Snickers, good times are ahead!... Oh wait, I mean caffeine is bad for you. No really! Please disregard this entire article. Now excuse me while I go eat a Snickers Charged "Seinfeld" style.