The Yogurt Controversy

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My Mac & Cheese Story

So I'm sitting in the Library, minding my own business and starving. So I thought "Why not?" Why not go purchase that mac & cheese plus bagel from the cafe next door. After all, it's late, I'm hungry, and I needed to study.

So it's settled! I take my newly purchased mac & cheese plus bagel to the nearest work station in the library. Just seconds after sitting down, a guy comes up and sits down next to me to study. Then just 5 minutes after that, he looks over at my completely unopened and uneaten food and decides "I don't want to sit here anymore."

Intrigued by this guy sitting next to me, my eyes watched him as he stood up and walked to a different work station located not too far from mine. I was flat out shocked! This guy KNEW, HE KNEW, that my food was going to bother him, so instead of waiting for me to take a couple bites into it, he makes a judgment call and says "Forget this crap! This guys going to annoy me to death unless I move NOW!"

So what do I do? The only thing I could have done in this situation. I got up, grabbed my food and went over and sat next to this guy. AND THEN, he slams his pen against the table, stands up, and shouts "What the Hell's the matter with you!!!!!"

By this point everyone around us is now staring at us. I'm also thinking "Oh crap! This guys going to kill me! Oh crap, oh crap!" Although, being the nice guy that I am I apologize to him.... Except, in a not so very nice way. I apologize, then lean in with my bagel and take the BIGGEST bite imaginable just inches from his face.

Bread crumbs fall everywhere across his homework and textbooks. He looks down at the crumbs, looks up, then gives me the eeriest "I'm going to kill you" look on his face.

Basically in the end, I had one black eyes and a bloody lip. The plus side though, and there is a plus side! I still got to keep the mac & cheese. MAC & CHEESE!!!! This was turning out to be a great day!
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Snickers Charged And My Top Five Energy Drinks

Snickers with caffeine? WOW! I never thought I'd see the day. Have we as consumers really reached that point when everything we eat must have caffeine? Apparently so, because with the new release of Snickers Charged, nothing is sacred anymore.

This marks the beginning of the end folks! Pretty soon you'll be walking down the candy aisle with the words "now with caffeine!" thrown in your face and its going to happen because, the profitability in caffeinated products has shot up considerably in recent years. So who's buying all of these caffeinated products?

Admittedly, me. I drink caffeine, and depending on the occasion, a lot of it. In fact, I've tried my fair share of energy drinks. I'm no stranger to the energy drink aisle at every grocery store in town. YES, I'M A BAD PERSON.

What? You thought this article was going to bash energy drinks? HAH! Quite the opposite in fact! I'm shamelessly going to tell you my top 5 favorite energy drinks.

Tim's top 5 energy drinks
1.Vitamin Water, energy flavor. (that's the yellow bottle)
2. Bawls. (that's the blue glass bottle)
3. Vitamin Energy (that's the vitamin water in a can)
4. Amp (that's the green can made by Mountain Dew)
5. Redline (this stuff it hard to find. It comes in small plastic bottles)

So drink up my friends! Thanks to Snickers, good times are ahead!... Oh wait, I mean caffeine is bad for you. No really! Please disregard this entire article. Now excuse me while I go eat a Snickers Charged "Seinfeld" style.

Pizza Hut Now Delivers Via Text Messaging

You can now order Pizza Hut via text messaging. In the past you had the option of either calling or placing an order online. Apparently online ordering has become so popular that Pizza Hut has given its customers another option to order its deliciously greasy slices of obesity.

I don't know the exact details to ordering, but basically you set up an account through the Pizza Hut site and your in! No more interacting with human beings over the phone and no more getting up from the couch! If only we could get a robot to deliver the pizza! Then we would be in business!

Sour Patch Kids Jamba Juice

Ahhh Jamba Juice, a smoothie shop with expensive yet amazing tasting smoothies. The menu is filled with many varieties and even some that can not be found on the menu. Some of those off menu items include White Gummy Bear, Strawberry Shortcake and Reese's. Those flavors I was aware of, this next one I was not.

Which approaching the counter with the purpose of ordering a tall glass of love in a cup, also known as a Berry Lime Sublime, I overheard a conversation between the cashier and two customers about off menu items. Besides hearing about the occasional off menu items that I wa already familiar with the cashier let slip a mention of a sour patch kids smoothie. "Whaaaaa?"

Ordered it, loved it! Next time you are at your local Jamba Juice ask for the sour patch kids flavor and enjoy the healthier version of my own homemade version of the drink. Really, it tastes almost exactly to the smoothie from my sour patch smoothie video.