Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pizza Hut Now Delivers Via Text Messaging


You can now order Pizza Hut via text messaging. In the past you had the option of either calling or placing an order online. Apparently online ordering has become so popular that Pizza Hut has given its customers another option to order its deliciously greasy slices of obesity.

I don't know the exact details to ordering, but basically you set up an account through the Pizza Hut site and your in! No more interacting with human beings over the phone and no more getting up from the couch! If only we could get a robot to deliver the pizza! Then we would be in business!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

My Self Portrait, Gauranteed An 'A' In Photojournalism: Dishwasher Edition

Saturday, January 12, 2008

My Self Portrait, Gauranteed An 'A' In Photojournalism

Monday, January 7, 2008

Peace On Earth

BLAMO! On the first day of any semester, you know how you get those people who come in late and ask "is it okay if I sit there?" pointing to the seat next to you. And you say "oh sure, that would be just swell miss. Can I get your jacket for you too?" At that point you might chit chat a bit, talk about things like bad teachers, your major, and peace on earth. But what IF...What IF, on that occasion instead of saying "gee golly miss, yes you can sit here." Instead you grab her hair viciously and quickly bring up your leg to draw a quick Chun-Li like kick to her abdomen, then like a drunken sailor you say "What are you insane! This seat is taken! Crazy!" and proceed with your afternoon....

Now, that would never happen, but what if it did? It would definitely break the ice on the first day of class. Your welcome!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Sour Patch Kids Jamba Juice


Ahhh Jamba Juice, a smoothie shop with expensive yet amazing tasting smoothies. The menu is filled with many varieties and even some that can not be found on the menu. Some of those off menu items include White Gummy Bear, Strawberry Shortcake and Reese's. Those flavors I was aware of, this next one I was not.

Which approaching the counter with the purpose of ordering a tall glass of love in a cup, also known as a Berry Lime Sublime, I overheard a conversation between the cashier and two customers about off menu items. Besides hearing about the occasional off menu items that I wa already familiar with the cashier let slip a mention of a sour patch kids smoothie. "Whaaaaa?"

Ordered it, loved it! Next time you are at your local Jamba Juice ask for the sour patch kids flavor and enjoy the healthier version of my own homemade version of the drink. Really, it tastes almost exactly to the smoothie from my sour patch smoothie video.