Air Is So Yesterday!

I've been sick for two weeks now, not fun! I very rarely get sick, so I suppose it was just my time. I had a cold for a bit, but that was just the appetizer. As soon as I finished the cold, I was treated to an entree of coughing and lack of breathing. Because who needs air anyway, right? Psh!

Perhaps one of the most annoying parts of being sick recently is when I went to the doctor twice and both times my body decided to feel good. But as soon as I left the building, my body decided that oxygen was the devil! Whose side are you on anyway body!?!? Geez!

Has that ever happened to you guys? You feel terrible, go to the doctor and feel good, leave and feel bad. The whole time I was thinking, "Oh great, they probably think I'm faking my sickness!" as if I’m a kid trying to get out of class.

I Need Dr. Mario And His Magic Pills!

I'm currently sick, nothing bad, just the common cold. Although I certainly look and sound like I'm dying. But what’s baffling, is the fact that I really haven't been around anybody to pick up this cold. I mean I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that I've spawned the virus from Hell! It’s as though I woke up one morning and my body was like “Nah! I’m not in the mood to enjoy life today!”

So for over 24 hours now I've been gargling warm lemon salted water, eating honey, and taking as much relevant meds as I can find. I even gargled hydrogen peroxide last night. *Helpful tip* for those of you thinking about gargling hydrogen peroxide, it's not the most delicious substance in the world. It felt as though I was drinking a bunch of chemicals and they were reacting in my mouth. But alas, I was desperate for a cure to the common cold and Google suggested peroxide. But guess what? Google lies!

I need a good Final Fantasy style concoction that can help get rid of my cold. For example: a phoenix down or maybe an elixir. Any suggestions?